Wenger seen at Madrid airport!
The Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been seen this morning at Madrid airport. It is believed he is armed with £70m to spend after adding the expected profits from winning the Champions League to the £40m already taken off Man City for Emanuel Adebayor and Kolo Toure.
He is believed to be going to the Bernabeau first where he will persuade Real Madrid to sell him Rafael Van Der Vaart for £10m. The Holland midfielder has already indicated that he would love to move to the Premiership, and Arsene Wenger is his favourite manager in the whole world.
Once that deal is signed, Wenger is then rumoured to be heading across the city to Atletico, where he will offer the other £60m for Sergio Aguero, who has recently proclaimed that if you was ever going to leave Madrid it would only be to work with the most gifted manager in the world Arsene Wenger!
Atletico will cave in immediately but say they will only let Aguero go if Wenger lets then have Phillipe Senderos, who they fell in love with while he was warming the bench at Real Madrid last season. They were impressed with the way he could easily fall asleep with 100,000 fans cheering in the background.
Eh! What’s that shouting? Oh hell, i must have fallen asleep in front of Sky Sports News!
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Hilarious! Deadline day madness summed up.
not funny, and senderos played for milan not real..
Haha Nice Joke!!
what the hell! Wenger will die b4 giving 60m on that player, i thought this is a real news
j poes!!
What a jok it is a dream report
That is pure madness, u nut! d’u have any idea how straining it is 2 get ANY news on gunners? nice break
Not funny at all…
the shittest post ever, u joker!!!!!
Lighten Up! You are not going to get any REAL transfer news from Arsenal, so you might as well have a laugh!
senderos on loan at real madrid, get ya facts right u doughnut!!
Facts! Oh well i see what you mean, but the rest of it is true LOL!
wat a joke.
What a joke. First, Wenger in Madrid, secondly, Wenger pay 60m for one player over his dead body. Thirdly, Senderos sleeping in Madrid. Is dis a joke or what, u better take ur time in feeding us wit so much lies, bitch.
Yes true.. you mean truly a joke…
i just can say “hahahahahhahahahahahahaha”
lol i dont tink so , dat wenger will put dat kind of huge money on just only 1 player . absolutly not trueeeeeeeee.
you actually got me hyped lol
but i swear he really is at madrid :S
Nice one, a little comic relief never hurt anyone.
and god nose we need a laugh right now.
Hey Bestman, it IS true that Senderos fell asleep! But it was at Milan. You obviously don’t get the joke though……..
but I do have a question, does wenger really at madrid right now?
You mean senderos sleeping together with wenger at milan? hahahahaha…
STOP writing these “blogs” you fuc**** looser! 60mil on one player? Don’t you know Arsene/Arsenal in the slightest? Get a life!!! Maybe you could go support Man City? They’ve got money now…………………….
This is the most funny joke i’ve heard all year round,I can’t believe it, its da most expensive joke of the year, Wenger can be in Madrid for Rafael Van Da Vaart for 10m not 60m for Aguero and i can’t even remember when Aguero confessed he would only play for Wenger’s team, i keep my fingers crossed anyway.
no way arsene dont go 2 talk 2 teams about transfer he have representative 2 do that job . so stop joking around. and the is no player or players coming 2 arsenal
i believed at last wenger was getting someone to emirates bt the moment i saw 60m£ i knew it was full of s***T.
Hei… may be you’re right about van de vaart, my friend just told me that he saw wenger this morning at madrid airport…
Wenger wouldnt be anywhere. He doesnt get his fingers dirty with transfer dealing anymore. He says who he likes and other people travel do the dirty work!
F***k Off..
You are a complete and utter asshole…
CrAZy cRaZY TransFER….yaa i call dis transfer f00000LSS! Nice one..
I think that your friend saw Mr. Bean in the Airport. hahahhaha
people are saying matuidi is signing for arsenal as we speak probably bullshit
Wat a joke.
hahahahahaha he maybe buy van der vaart but aguero hahaha 70 milion hahaha arsene wenger wouldnt buy huntelaar for 15 milion or chamak for 10 milon aguero for 60 milion hahahahahahha o man u rellay crack me up hahahahahhahaha plus if he buys krajncar befoure totenhem we could have a great midfield and fck man utd
i heard from wenger him self (bumped in to him in a lift) that he’s gonna sign ian wright and denis bergkanp!!!!
And also paul gascoine garry lineker
i dont think wenger will spend a penny in the rest of this window and 60mil on one player never goona happen. by the way where is wenger today not a sign of him any where?
and pele!
Some people really need to grow a sense of humour! But at least most people get the joke!
i cant belief this its dream lets leave dream or not dream alone and began pray for wenger to bring player come to emirate
Matuidi has just passed his medical and is signing on the dotted line as I type this. Welcome to Arsenal, Blaise.
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I’m a security guard at Highbury House and I just saw Blaise Matuidi enter with an entourage. He’s apparently just had a medical and heading upstairs to sign his contract. You heard it here first.
if this is the truth about wenger.i will be glad to hear that we’ve signed them
Die u fucking wanker. i will never read ur blog agaIN. is this the right time to joke about signings when you know we are desperate for one. u must be a cheese knob. u fcuking idiot. u really pissed me off there and the real arsenal fans.
REAL Arsenal fans have a sense of humour…We need one!
load ov rubbish i wish but it will neva appon wiv auguro mayb vanda doe
why is supporting arsenal on big headache..if we dont sign anyone it just confirms arsene is a compulsive lier..
fuck u ass hole go fuck your sister
Cute,lol
Fucking muppets with no sense of humor
Waoh! Liv dis guy alone,he his from d land of da dreamas…2moro wil be diffrent,so stop f*k him or his sistas if hs gat 1.
Fuck off ! The fellow who wrote this is confirm motherfucker
Fuck wenger fuck ivan fuck all d hol arsenal board and i bet if udon’t win anytin this season u wil lose players & fans cos in nobody is ready to die 4 a mere club like arsenal who do not want trophy bt wink for money alone so we better start supportin our rivals tottenham b4 i got hypertensn so fvk wenger with his dry face like dat of an ostrich he knows notin but only 2 sit complain about been sent 2 d stands foolish old please leave arsenal and join psg so u can go and be a president 4 those poor lads so dat u can relegate them foolish
this is fake shit
WHAT PARASITE WROTE THIS NONSENSE..F*CK OFF U C*NT !!
How do you expect wenger to buy aguero for £60m!!!!! That is impossible when he bought arshavin for £16m. Even real madrid will not buy him for that price
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F*CK WENGER DONT TAKEN NEW PLAYER,YOU M*THER F*CKER
Chris your up way past your bedtime, now go to sleep while i rape your mother and choke her to death with my semen while your uncle anally assaults her. R.I.P Chris’ mother, dirty skank
Congratulations, your brilliant idea