The Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger has been seen this morning at Madrid airport. It is believed he is armed with £70m to spend after adding the expected profits from winning the Champions League to the £40m already taken off Man City for Emanuel Adebayor and Kolo Toure.
He is believed to be going to the Bernabeau first where he will persuade Real Madrid to sell him Rafael Van Der Vaart for £10m. The Holland midfielder has already indicated that he would love to move to the Premiership, and Arsene Wenger is his favourite manager in the whole world.
Once that deal is signed, Wenger is then rumoured to be heading across the city to Atletico, where he will offer the other £60m for Sergio Aguero, who has recently proclaimed that if you was ever going to leave Madrid it would only be to work with the most gifted manager in the world Arsene Wenger!
Atletico will cave in immediately but say they will only let Aguero go if Wenger lets then have Phillipe Senderos, who they fell in love with while he was warming the bench at Real Madrid last season. They were impressed with the way he could easily fall asleep with 100,000 fans cheering in the background.
Eh! What’s that shouting? Oh hell, i must have fallen asleep in front of Sky Sports News!